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I'm vegan so people are more likely to socially distance themselves from me.

I wish this chai would practice social distancing with my mouth.

The sun is a villianous two-faced ball of gas. It's all like, "Hey Bud, let me shine my rays on you to get that Vitamin D so you can live and all that." Yet, at the same time it goes, "oh heads up, these rays also melt your more

So good, even actual cannibal Armie Hammer would like it.

I'm using this along with Oreos to make my own vaccine.

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