Eden Burger at Wild Honey — dafne kiyui's Review (Oct 4, 2023)

So there I was, just eden’ #burger when I thought to myself, “surely nobody would put up with so stupid a pun?”. I thought wrong. Wrongly, @stevenneoh would correct; Protector of adverbs and general carer of grammar he is. So I ate with it a fork and a knife, much to the dismay of a certain ex prime minister and slight nod in the direction of those #diningwithchopsticks 🥢 Why make a #veganburger so large? To make for up for S$30 price tag perhaps & to break even on the Impossible Foods #burgerpatties perhaps, but to not even include #vegancheese? Embarrassing 🥱 I prefer all my food ultra-processed and upsetting to “alpha” men aged 15-45 on YouTube, please 🙏 I opted for their #spicy chips — The alternative being “normal” chips. Finally a binary I can agree on 😙

#veganisnotscary — I want my stroopwafel!!