Review of Picknicker - Tofutown by dafnelately

I hate these things 😭 They’re so stupidly addictive. Literally a #seitan sausage 🌭 It’s so stupid. This #vegansausage has 15g of protein all in a 120 calorie package 📦

It’s wrapped in plastic wrapped in cardboard. It’s like one of those things you see in a 7/11 and can never try because they’re made from allerlei animal parts 🤕

Finally, vegans can also eat the invasive thoughts of a mad Taiwanese scientist who thought one day to themselves, and then a whole board room apparently, “What if #sausage but vacuum-sealed, has the texture of rubber, and instant to eat?” 👨‍🔬 Absolute madman.

It’s oily, has the texture of rubber (and I really do mean this in a nice way), and is extremely… flavourful? Very much like #paprika but without that #bellpeppers aftertaste nonsense 🫑 I cannot walk out of Everyday vegan grocer without one of these 😭 Literally so pathetic I have no self control 😭 #tofulover #bestpicks #vegansausages #instantfood