Sustainable, #biodegradable plant-based #leather is finally here! 🙌 It’s even safe for human consumption 🤩 Not that I would recommend it though! I don’t actually think this tastes as awful as other reviews point towards because just licking it, the #koreanbbq flavour is pretty on point 🇰🇷 It’s just the odd market placement that Krave has put themselves in where they produce both #veganleather and #veganjerky out the same product that confuses me. This stuff is way too tough! Look, just because something is full of protein does not mean it automatically becomes food 🙄 We’ve been trying to get this through omnivores’ heads for some time now and I’ve really been struggling to assure my friends that even plant-based protein is government propaganda, just like birds 🦅 I look forward to seeing what else this brand comes up with. I could really use a new edible belt!
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Disclaimer: This review is both parody and sarcasm. Any attempt to take this seriously will be met with judgment and a prayer that all your toast be damp from here onwards.
JUST LIKE BIRDS! 😂😂😂
Edible belt🤣😭
