Review of Epic Nice Rice at Platypus Foodbar (Closed) by tofublerk

I actually don't know what the actual dish was called but it was sort of like subway except there's no bread and you select the rice and sides for your meal (1 protein which in this case it's tofu and 5 sides I think?). Anyways the taste was excellent.
New joke: Why do cows have hooves? Cos they lactose.