Review of SoyClone at J. Selby's by ermix

The SoyClone is my favorite dessert of all time. Like a blizzard from Dairy Queen, but without the hormones and pus from cow milk. The SoyClone is a non-dairy clone of soft serve and sweet treat mix-ins, options include:
Butter-Thumbs Up (Butterfinger)
Cookies and Creme (Oreo)
Mixed Berry
Crunch Berries Cereal
Chocolate and Peanut Butter
Pink Peppermint
Mocha
Flavor of the week