If you need to buy cheap Easter chocolate for a vegan and also have zero regard for its quality or the tastebuds and continuing relationship with said vegan, get them this abomination. With containing only 5% cocoa powder, fourth down on the list of ingredients after sugar, vegetable oil, tapioca starch, and rice flour (why is there starch and flour in this?), this shouldn’t legally be called “chocolate”. In fact, Sweet William got around this lawsuit by just calling it “Choc”. It’s a sickly, starchy wax seasoned with a dash of cocoa. And it feels and tastes just like that in your mouth after you look into the bunny’s soulless brown eyes and bite off his ears. The box sucks you in with health-washing slogans like “non-GMO ingredients” and “no artificial colours or flavours”, as well as heart-warming labels like “Family Owned Business” and “Hand Made”, but at the end of the day, it is a highly processed, cheap, low quality product bulked out with fillers that like many of its ilk, tricks your brain into eating more and more even though you know it doesn’t actually taste good and your stomach is telling you to stop 🤮
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