Nachos

I have no recollection of even eating these #nachos but I recall finding a bag of them on my dining table the day after 🧐 So my guess is that they gave a pretty large portion cause I recall asking for a downsize on my main! We swapped out the bovine udder excrement cheese for vegan cheese at no added cost, or at least that’s what stevenneoh’s review says 🤷‍♀️ All I apparently know is that I picked out the cilantro, put it on a separate dish, and took a photo of it 🦹‍♀️ You know, for the cilantro soap gene boy 🧼 #ditchdairy #corianderhateismostlygenetic

Before I say anything about the #nachos, check out the second picture for evidence of something that rarely ever happens in Malaysia 😉 No extra charge for vegan-friendly changes, NO EXTRA CHARGE 😍😍 The original had cruel cheese but this one used a #cashewcheese that - truth be told - missed the mark a little. Too sticky and tangy, thank god for the #tomatosalsa and #jalapenos 😐 The coriander on top, though, was highly unwelcome 🤮🤮🤮