DIY Ketchup Coffee

Welcome to the latest episode of 'WHY would I want to TRY that?'. Having no space at my place to self-assemble IKEA furniture, I hereby self-assemble this humble cup of black coffee with IKEA's in-house ketchup. The result was... so terribly unremarkable that no one else should try it. Just go for unadulterated black coffee as normal people would.