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What is compote? I’m not exactly sure and I don’t feel like Googling it so I’ll just assume it means super mothertrucking delicious.

Chorizo? More like choriz-no. It’s fine I guess, but I wouldn’t shoplift it again.

This place continues to amaze. The cupcake and onion rings were delicious as well.

If you’ve ever wondered what a $15 slice of cheesecake looks like, this is it.

I definitely don’t feel great about supporting DQ but this was creamy and delicious

Not worth the $1.28 I paid for it, but I still ate it: a life story.

These chips are the real deal. Each chip is loaded with seeds. Highly recommended

Hell is a crowded Target store with one register open on a Saturday night. #shoplifting

“Hope, in reality, is the worst of all evils … “

I keep buying vegan cheeses in hopes that one of them will be good (and while this one does melt nicely its taste is lacking), they all leave me disappointed.

Turns out there is such a thing as too much Cayenne