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photo of Daily Harvest Strawberry and rich, rippled berry compote shared by @obscurityknocks on  12 Apr 2023 - review
VEGAN

Daily Harvest

What is compote? I’m not exactly sure and I don’t feel like Googling it so I’ll just assume it means super mothertrucking delicious.

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photo of MorningStar Farms Veggie Chorizo Crumbles shared by @obscurityknocks on  18 Mar 2023 - review
VEGAN

MorningStar Farms

Chorizo? More like choriz-no. It’s fine I guess, but I wouldn’t shoplift it again.

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acastillon Vegan shoplifters of the world unite 😂Reply
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photo of Sweet Vibes vegan boneless buffalo chx shared by @obscurityknocks on  06 Mar 2023 - review

This place continues to amaze. The cupcake and onion rings were delicious as well.

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photo of Vegan Crave Burgers and Bakery LLC Pecan Pie Cheesecake shared by @obscurityknocks on  15 Jan 2023 - review

If you’ve ever wondered what a $15 slice of cheesecake looks like, this is it.

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berryveganplanet Wow! Looks super tasty 😋 2 likesReply
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photo of Dairy Queen Non-Dairy Dilly Bars shared by @obscurityknocks on  16 Oct 2022 - review
VEGAN

Dairy Queen

I definitely don’t feel great about supporting DQ but this was creamy and delicious

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photo of Down to cook foods Adda veggie Indian masala blend shared by @obscurityknocks on  06 Oct 2022 - review
VEGAN

Down to cook foods

Not worth the $1.28 I paid for it, but I still ate it: a life story.

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photo of Food Should Taste Good Multi grain Tortilla Chips shared by @obscurityknocks on  21 Sep 2022 - review
VEGAN

Food Should Taste Good

These chips are the real deal. Each chip is loaded with seeds. Highly recommended

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unejanie they make the best chips but they're getting harder to find. Reply
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photo of Every Man Jack Cedarwood Deodorant - Aluminum Free shared by @obscurityknocks on  18 Sep 2022 - review
VEGAN

Every Man Jack

Hell is a crowded Target store with one register open on a Saturday night. #shoplifting

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berryveganplanet 😆! My hubby loves this brand!2 likesReply
tamiapple 😂2 likesReply
slwasu57 This what I use. I work outside in Phoenix and this works perfectly helping not offend my coworkers.2 likesReply
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photo of Field Roast Chao Block shared by @obscurityknocks on  18 Sep 2022 - review
VEGAN

Field Roast

“Hope, in reality, is the worst of all evils … “

I keep buying vegan cheeses in hopes that one of them will be good (and while this one does melt nicely its taste is lacking), they all leave me disappointed.

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acastillon Oh no! Have you tried Violife yet by chance? I like that one. But as an out-of-stater that moved here to Wisconsin, admittedly I don't have the refined cheese palate that a native Wisconsin resident would have.2 likesReply
obscurityknocks I will have to track down Violife but I don’t think I’ve seen it in any of the local grocery stores. Probably something Whole Foods would have2 likesReply
berryveganplanet I love Violife! Yes! Try that one if you can find it!2 likesReply
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photo of Serious Bean Co Buckin’ Buffalo Beans shared by @obscurityknocks on  17 Sep 2022 - review
VEGAN

Serious Bean Co

Turns out there is such a thing as too much Cayenne

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acastillon Wish I could give this review 3 likes! One for the food, and another 2 for the John Hodgman and Bill Bryson books. 📚2 likesReply
acastillon Just started re-reading Vacationland, which reminded me to come back to this review to ask if you've read Medallion Status? Love that one!1 likeReply
obscurityknocks Whoops sorry forgot about this app for a while :( I have not read Medallion Status but have added it to my queue. Are you on Goodreads?1 likeReply
obscurityknocks Whoops sorry forgot about this app for a while :( I have not read Medallion Status but have added it to my queue. Are you on Goodreads?1 likeReply
acastillon @obscurityknocks yeah sadly I fell off this app for a good month as well! I do have a gooodreads, I have to update it though. Would be great to connect on there and get some new book ideas from you! I'll message you the info.

Oh and if you like John Hodgman, you may like Dicktown on Hulu. I love that show! 😆

Happy holidays!Reply
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