Review of Cuban Burrito w/ Seitan at Laughing Planet Cafe by brtjohns

This is about the most delicious thing in Bloomington imo. It's blessed with brown rice, black beans, salsa fresca, sweet potatoes, plantains, bbq sauce (they forgot it this time, oh well) and seitan in a whole wheat tortilla. I inhale this in under 3 minutes I'm fairly certain, would not want to see a video of it. Maybe I would. It's so good you don't think twice about picking up a fallen piece off a floor you know is probably dirty and eating it like a manimal. Or smelling the burrito like a creep before first bite.

I get it only once every several weeks to ease the agony of my cheap ass paying $10.60 for a burrito. But sometimes you gotta (*Donna and Tom voice*) treat yo self to something divine and experience what heaven may be like. #veganisnotscary #supportlocal #ineedtoshave #weirdass