Chinese Toon Fried Rice

My friends are obsessed with #toona ever since I introduced it to them as an #alliumfree alternative for many dishes 🙈 This unfortunately was lacking that #toon punch that we were looking it, though it still gave to a nice earthy aftertaste. This #friedrice is pretty standard and sticks to the theme of this being one of those basic Chinese family diners 😇 Really just basic vegetables and some #veganham tossed with rice, nothing more. Remember to #droptheegg if you order this cause by default they do feed you avian ovarian secretions for some strange reason 🐓🥚🤨⁉️